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Kanye West dropped in on Kris Jenner’s talk show

Kanye West dropped in on Kris Jenner’s talk show
August 21, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kris Jenner and Kanye West

If you haven’t been watching Kris Jenner‘s new daytime talk show … good. Neither have we. In fact, almost no one has, because the ratings are in the crapper and the reviews have been awful. Apparently, no one wants to watch someone unremarkable and self-involved be unremarkable and self-involved under better lighting. Who knew? Well, in a last-ditch effort to save her show, Kris brought on Kanye West and had him debut baby pictures of North West to help bring in that ever important “people who like looking at baby pictures” demographic. TMZ reports …

It’s classic Kardashian — The show will air Friday — the last day the show is on the air. Kris wants a huge rating that day, because Fox will be making a decision on whether to pick the show up for a full series — something she desperately wants. The pic was flashed on the screen for a brief second, so no one in the audience could sneak a pic from the monitor. We’re told the pictures will last a lot longer when the show is put together before it airs. Kim and Kanye had initially decided to either give the first pics to a fancy magazine or release it on social media. They also toyed with the notion of raising money for charity, but ultimately decided that charity begins at home.

Are people still clamoring over the opportunity to see a picture of Kim Kardashian‘s baby girl? Because SPOILER ALERT: It looks like a baby. I’m not sure if you noticed this, but all babies tend to look exactly the same for the first year or so. So if Kris wants a pat on the back because her daughter gave birth to a normal looking kid, congratulations. Her baby looks like a baby. Would you like some cake? Some confetti? Perhaps a cake made out of confetti? Either way, your show’s still awful and you do not deserve cake-fetti (confetti made out of cake, which now that I think about it, is just airborne pieces of cake.)

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.