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Kanye West doesn’t want a prenup!

Kanye West doesn’t want a prenup!
October 24, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kanye West

Look, there’s a whole lot of dumb currently going on with Kanye West‘s engagement to Kim Kardashian, but by gawd, I think we’ve found the topper. The dumbest of the dumb. The delicious dollop of whipped cream stupid on the sundae of sheer idiocy famewhoreness: Kanye isn’t interested in getting a prenup. Hollywood Life reports …

“Kanye’s in love with Kim to the point of infatuation. It’s scary because the love is so powerful, Kanye doesn’t even want to have a prenup,” the source says. “He thinks it’s tacky and he doesn’t want to offend Kim or make anything seem awkward. He loves Kim too much for that to even cross his mind. He thinks of his money and his accomplishments and hers and he wants to share them with her — no strings attached.”

First off, you’re engaged to Kim Kardashian. You are no longer allowed to call anything else tacky. Your life is nothing but cheetah print from here on out now. Second, you’re about to marry someone who is now on her third marriage. You’re her third marriage. What, did you just figure that the third time’s the charm here? Just … sweet mother of gawd. No one can ever make the argument that Kanye is some kind of genius now. Because this is a decidedly non-genius move.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.