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Kanye wants Kim to ditch ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’

Kanye wants Kim to ditch ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’
September 15, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and North West

It’s been no secret that Kanye West hates reality TV and has no interest in being surrounded by cameras, so it’s a bit of a surprise that he’s with Kim Kardashian (WEST!), a woman who lives in front of reality TV cameras. Except it turns out that Kanye is now actively trying to get Kim to dump Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and you better believe that he’s about to incur the wrath of momager Kris Jenner and her legion of damned valkyries. “Jonathan, pencil in a 3PM smiting for me after we shoot that fight at Pink Berry. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” RadarOnline reports …

Season ten of the reality show will begin filming in the next two months and since Kim’s contract is up for renewal, “Kanye wants her to walk away,” an insider tells Radar. “They will be moving into their new mansion, and Kanye doesn’t want cameras in their house.” But meanwhile, momager Jenner “sees a tremendous opportunity to get a huge increased payday for Kim,” the source says. “She thinks E! would be willing to pay Kim $10 million for a two year deal.”

“Of course, Kris would get ten percent of that deal, should it happen!” the source notes. “The idea of having Kim on the reality show in anything less than on a recurring basis isn’t exactly thrilling to them,” the source claims. “Kim is the only reason that anyone tunes into the show. Everybody knows that, so it will be either all or nothing.”

So basically, Kanye is trying to take money and attention away from Kris–not the smartest move. That’s like trying to take a steak away from a Komodo dragon, or taking the one ring away from Gollum (MY PRECIOUS!!!). One way or another, they’re going to find you, and they’re going to sell you out to giant spiders and bite your finger off. Granted, Lord of the Rings did end with Gollum falling into the fires of Mount Doom, so actually, I’m totally on board with this. FLY, YOU FOOLS!

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.