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‘JWoww’ denies having work done!

‘JWoww’ denies having work done!

Jenni 'JWoww' Farley

So Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley is on the cover of … ummmm … I dunno, it’s one of those magazines where men talk about tits and cologne and beer. MaxiFHMensHealEsquire, I want to say? Something like that. Point is, Jwoww’s tits are on the cover of a magazine, and yet somehow people are talking about her face. I know! Turns out, she had a face this whole time. And it looks botoxed straight to hell. TooFab reports:

The Jersey Shore star has been fighting off surgery rumors since she kicked off the Italy season with a much thinner-looking face, but today, she put the haters on blast in an interview with Wendy Williams. “I feel like I should go on a morning show, or your show, and just have a plastic surgeon see if I got anything done, because i want to prove everyone wrong,” says the 25-year-old. “They say I got my cheeks done, they say I got my nose, my chin … I just lost 15 lbs, it was all in my face and neck. That’s what was insulting to me, because what did my nose look like 15lbs ago?” she adds.

Ummmm … yes, how dare they? You’ve only had plastic surgery done on your gigantic knockers! Not your face! Actually, I didn’t even know you had a face until you started talking about how you didn’t have any work done on it. Up until now, I just figured you were a disembodied pair of breasts up until now, although I guess the fact that you actually have a full-on human body really does explain a lot. Like where all the booze goes. (I thought it was the nipples.)

Jenni 'JWoww' Farley