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Justin Bieber wears women’s clothing?

Justin Bieber wears women’s clothing?
September 12, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Justin Bieber

Because holy crap, he’s just making it way too easy at this point, Justin Bieber went on the record saying he wears women’s jeans because they “fit him better” than men’s jeans. Which, okay, might not be quite as scandalous as the title suggests, but it’s not like I said that every day he throws on a pair of sling-backs and a little black dress. So clearly, you read into that so it’s all your fault. The Daily Telegraph reports:

The Baby hitmaker, who has been dating singer and actress Selena Gomez since earlier this year, admitted he opts for girls’ clothing because it tends to fit him better than pieces designed for men. “I’ve worn women’s jeans before because they fit me. It’s not a trend; it’s just, whatever works, works,” he said.

While there’s absolutely nothing wrong with cross-dressing, I do want to make a post out of this mostly because I know that Beliebers will find some way to twist this around that I’m gay Hitler because I made fun of their precious teenage Jesus-figure. But of course, I make fun of absolutely everyone, anytime, anywhere, because I believe that no one is above a dick joke, so if you glean anything out of this, it’s that Justin has the lower body of a teenage girl which may or may not extend to his reproductive organs. And now you have that image seared into your brain. My apologies.

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