Before we dive into this fully, let’s try and remember something here: Justin Bieber‘s fame is mostly hair-based. No, seriously, he got famous because he looked like a non-threatening lesbian, which will apparently drive teenage girls biz-onkers. Weird, right? Anyway, here he is making fun of Prince William for having thinning hair, so you just know that Karma’s going to rear its ugly head soon and hit Bieber with a nice, big bald spot. TMZ reports …
Bieber went after the Prince to Rollercoaster magazine, a U.K. publication … after the Prince’s disappearing locks became the topic of conversation. “I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia,” Bieber said. He added, “I don’t know why he doesn’t just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?”
First off, he actually thinks Propecia works? HA! This bitch. Second, William is a prince. A PRINCE. Honestly, I think he’s going to be okay in the long run, what with him eventually becoming the freaking King of England. Bieber, meanwhile, will likely be ousted by the next non-threatening boy toy that record labels convince little girls they want, and I’m guessing can look forward to his future as an episode of VH1′s Behind the Music wherein he explains how someone can get addicted to Flinstone’s Chewable Vitamins. “By the time I hit thirty, I was giving handies out behind Chateau Marmont for Orange Wilmas. But, ummm … would I do it all again? Yeah, I would …”
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