Earlier today, we reported that Justin Bieber was recovering from a fainting spell at his concert last night. Well, the good news is that he feels all better now, and decided to celebrate by threatening to beat up a photographer. Yeah, Justin Bieber. Tiny, little Justin Bieber, threatened to beat up a grown-up. Awwwwwwww, that’s adorable! Who’s a big mean guy? You are! You are! TMZ reports …
Bieber — flanked by bodyguards — was leaving a Central London hotel moments ago … and in the mad scramble to his SUV, he made contact with a waiting photog. The photog — clearly upset by the physical contact — immediately claimed he was assaulted … and began to cuss out Bieber, who was already inside the waiting SUV. But Bieber clearly heard the photog’s insults (“f**k off back to America”, “f**king little moron”) … ’cause the singer opened his SUV door and sprung out of the car … trying to attack the photog.
While Bieber’s bodyguard held him back, the singer screamed … “What the f**k you say?” The photog shot back — “You heard what I said … you heard what I f**king said, mate.” Bieber replied, “I’ll f**king beat the f**k out of you.”
First off, the photog was clearly kind of an asshole, but I think there’s also the issue of Justin, nineteen-year-old twinkie little Justin Bieber, is now threatening to beat people up. Honey, I said it before, I’ll say it again: Now would be an EXCELLENT time for a break, because at this point you’re either going to crash and burn, or your mouth is going to write a check that your ass can’t cash. Or keep going, what do I know? I’m just a normal guy who doesn’t threaten to beat up total strangers, I’m probably a hater.