OH NO! There’s a Justin Bieber sex doll?!

If you like your men bratty, thin, and vaguely resembling a twelve-year-old, then I have some good news for you! And for everyone else: RUN. Thanks to PipeDreams, the same people who brought you the equally ill-conceived Charlie Sheen and Miley Cyrus sex dolls, comes the Justin Bieber sex doll! He’s all your ladies (for $25 bucks), because I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. Via ONTD

The company’s official product description reads as follows: Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!

NOPE! NOPE. WRONG. NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. GOODBYE.

Justin Bieber Sex Doll

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

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