It’s been a while since anyone has sacrificed blood to the alter of the Beelzebieber, so over the weekend, during Justin Bieber’s concert in Madrid, Justin decided to drag his mom Pattie Mallette out onstage, serenade her with a rendition of Happy Birthday (which, by the way, will always sound like a funeral procession no matter who sings it) then give her a birthday cake … which set her hair on fire. Whoops. You know you’re old when your birthday cake is a fire hazard, amirite?
A genuinely shocked Pattie Mallette stumbled onto the stage in front of thousands of screaming fans, mouthing to her son, “Oh my god! Thank you.”
“This is for you, and I need everyone to sing happy birthday,” as the entire audience sang the tune in unison.
And if all the excitement wasn’t enough, as Pattie blew out the candles, unbeknownst to her, a bit of her hair quickly catches on fire with Justin swooping in to the rescue to put out the tiny flame. SOURCE
Not a great way to celebrate your Mom’s birthday. Usually, we just go out, get drunk, slur something derogatory (“I went into porn because you never loved me!” “I ruined my vagina giving birth to you!” Good times …) and then laugh our asses off and run our car into a traffic light. Say what you will, at least I never set my mother on fire on her birthday. We save that for Mother’s Day. Only one month away!