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Dear Justin Bieber: WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT?

Dear Justin Bieber: WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT?
November 8, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Justin Bieber

Okay, so I went easy on the last Justin Bieber Christmas song / video, because I like to keep an open mind about these things no matter how many death threats Beliebers send me, so I’m going to try and stay positive for his new video, a clay-mated take on Santa Claus Is Coming To Town. And I mean, it’s pretty – Oh. Oh God. What is happenin-

THE MAW HAS OPENED. RUN ALL YOU WANT, THE SOUND OF HIS STEPS DRAWS CLOSER. PRAISE THE MAPLE BEAST. NO ONE WILL COME BACK FOR YOU.

B̪O̪̟̗͙W͓̺ ͉̟B̻̟͚̖̥̝̯E͙F̳͇̫O͍̹̦RE͚̠ͅ ̖̦̩̳͔B̯͓̞̬̟̦ͅI̫Ḙ̰̹̞B͓͎ͅE͎̯͙̞̬͖R̺̯̺ͅ

B̹̩̳̪͖̺̐ͪ͌ͧ͗O͍͙̓͗̅̒̿̚W̯͉̗͌̄̀ͪ ̦̥̥̪̥͐̈́B͔̼͕͙̺̬̂͛̎͒ͩ͌͂ͅE̮̗͙͓͚̬͉̍̔͐͌̊̈̚F̩͗̇ͩ͛O̜̮̔͐̐͋̈́R̟͈̗̳͓̬̗E̟̞̟̲͕̔ ̬̥̲̣͋ͨ͗̾͛͌̂ͅB̮̮̱͕̯ͤͩ͆̓̌ͭ͐I̬̬̝ͫͦͥ̋̌E͆B̥̜͉̓ͫ̓̈͂̾E̗̍̀̏͛̋̾R̩͍̹͛̅̂̈́̚

B̼̻̩̥̮̫̞ͮO̷̫͉̥̭̥̙ͭẀ̪̬ͬ͛ͩͤ͡ ̴͆̍͋̃̋͛̓B̟̖̳̮̣̋ͧ̾ͫ͛̐̚É͍̤̗̥͙̬͍̾́ͭF̫̠̥̒̀ͨO̡̬͖̖ͭ̊ͪR̰͉̰͚̦ͨͣͫ́͒Eͮ͟ ͯ̍B̻͉̝̤͉̥̟̐͢Ī̵̭͎̙̼͈̞ͨ̓̎̐͗͊EB͖̭͎͇̐̈̄ͮͦ̉̕E̼̱̾̃ͩ̃R̴͙̬͚̦̭̰̥̽ͫ̋́ͦ͗

 

Justin Bieber