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Justin Bieber wants a mustache!

Justin Bieber wants a mustache!
March 7, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Justin Bieber

Because clearly getting rid of his weird, Lego hair wasn’t a big and hilarious enough of a “FUCK YOU” to all his fans, Justin Bieber has decided to try and grow a mustache, except that this is Bieber we’re talking about, so chances are he’ll grow a D-Cup before he sees his first big-boy hairs.

He lost 80,000 Twitter fans when he cut his trademark bangs and now Justin Bieber, 17, is set to shake up his hair situation again. “im not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache,” he wrote on his Twitter page Saturday. “i’m pumped.” SOURCE

It doesn’t really surprise me that Justin wants a mustache, I’m just more surprised that he doesn’t want one that’s already attached to a San Francisco rentboy. Seriously, I don’t get it: How do they grow such thick, luxurious, silky-smooth mustaches? Oh, gay whores, teach me your grooming secrets …

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