Get ready to completely lose all faith in humanity! Seriously, this video isn’t just dumb; it literally brings stupidity to whole new heights of “Durrrrrr”. It starts off when a bunch of tween girls spot Justin “A 12-Year-Old Lesbian” Bieber and attempt to chase him down. What does he do? Attempt to escape on a Segway. When that fails, he’s inundated in a goddamn sea of pre-teen girls with no taste in music.
Now, let’s review.
First, exactly how hard is it to outrun a thirteen-year-old girl? My grandfather can out run a thirteen-year-old girl, and he’s dead. Second, his preferred method of escape involves the same machine used by Arrested Development‘s Gob Bluth? Really? If you were to slap the biggest face in the world with the biggest palm in the world, it still wouldn’t convey just how goddamn stupid this is!
