Justin Bieber’s lock of hair has bodyguards. Seriously.

Generally, we try to schedule all the posts that will make you lose any and all faith in a loving God for the afternoon, but this one was just too extra special to pass up: A lock of Justin Bieber‘s hair recently sold for over $40,000 on eBay, and is currently being protected by its very own personal bodyguards. You see, this is why the entire world looks down on Western Civilization.

Behind two bodyguards … inside of a glass case … sits the hair Bieber recently chopped off during the infamous salon session in which he altered his legendary hairstyle forever. As you may have heard, the hair sold for more than $40k during a special charity auction on eBay — and now, it’s making special appearances around the country. SOURCE

Seriously, right now in Germany, there are people looking at this and going “Jesus Christ, even we weren’t this fond of Hitler”. I know, I know, Godwin’s law, but I think comparing Justin Bieber to a tyrannical, insane dictator with a legion of brainwashed followers is a pretty fair comparison. The only difference is, at least Hitler didn’t start a terrible hair fashion. Can you imagine people with that shitty swoop and the doofy mustache?

Justin Bieber's Lock of Hair

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