Justin Bieber punched his ex-bodyguard?

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In the aftermath of Justin Bieber caught with — GASP! — a marijuana cigarette, Bieber is now being sued by his ex-bodyguard Moshe Benabou after Justing allegedly punched him during an argument. Man, it seems like young white male millionaires just can’t catch a break, can they? Truly, they are the most unfortunate members of our society. TMZ reports …

According to Moshe Benabou — who claims he worked for the singer from March 2011 to Oct. 2012 — JB berated him and punched him in the chest multiple times during a disagreement about how to handle a member of Bieber’s entourage. Benabou is seeking unspecified damages for assault and battery — and more than $420,000 in unpaid overtime. But sources in Bieber’s camp tell TMZ … Moshe is nothing more than a “disgruntled employee looking for money.” They say the claim that Bieber struck him is “absurd.”

On one hand, I can kinda sorta believe this, because Justin is a teenager who was plucked from obscurity, given millions of dollar, and spoon fed the idea that he’s a perfect little snowflake, and you don’t have to be a teenager to realize a lack of understanding of how the world works plus an unearned sense of entitlement is a pretty lethal combination. On the other hand, if Justin actually had punched a former Israeli soldier, he would have been smashed into borscht, and as far as I can tell, Justin has not been turned into a lumpy, soup-like substance.

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