So Justin Bieber made a return trip to CSI last night, proving once and for all that they literally have just stopped fucking trying. Anyway, Justin was playing the bad guy or something … I dunno, I wasn’t really watching because I’m not fifty-year-old man or a twelve-year-old girl. Point is, Justin ended up getting shot straight to fuck in a stand-off with the police. Awesome!
Which made me realize something: Every time Bieber appears on a TV show, he dies. Granted, he’s only appeared on South Park and CSI at this point, so seeing Justin bite really shouldn’t be that surprising, but I like to think that TV writers have finally figured out what their audiences want: They want to see an irritating little shit get pumped with more hot loads then … nah, fuck it, too easy.