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Justin Bieber is releasing a Christmas album

Justin Bieber is releasing a Christmas album
August 26, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
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Because clearly there are not enough things in my house to drive my entire family to murder during the holidays (I’m looking at you, alcohol and deep-seated resentment!) Justin Bieber is coming out with a Christmas album where he covers all your favorite Christmas songs (oxymoron, I know) in a pitch that can only be heard by small dogs. MTV reports:

Beliebers have more to look forward to this holiday season than just chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Justin Bieber announced Thursday (August 25th) on Twitter that he’ll be releasing his first Christmas album later this year. “So it’s true … been in the studio doing something special for christmas. we are going to try and raise alot of money this year for charity!” the 17-year-old Canadian pop star tweeted.

And look! We even got our hands on the (fake) tracklist!

01. Kim Kardashian Touched My Jingle Bells
02. My Teenage Mom Got Run Over By a Reindeer
03. Sadly, Not A Silent Night
04. Felix Navidad, Eh?
05. Do They Know It’s Christmas? Or Are They Just Heathens?

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