If you were wondering how Justin Bieber has been taking his latest and hopefully, final breakup with Selena Gomez: Taking pictures of his butt and putting them up on Instagram. So if you like sad, flat, pancake asses (seriously straight guys: Leg days at the gym. Give it a ponder.) you can find it below. Here’s the backstory from HuffPo:
The photo was posted to Bieber’s official Instagram account and received 86,000 likes before it was quickly deleted, reports Zap2It. The Beauty and a Beat singer’s manager, Scooter Braun, later took to Twitter to say Bieber’s mooning was all in good fun. The pop sensation offered a simple reply: “haha.”
Normally, this is the part where I’d make a joke about how a rich spoiled teenager with zero accountability acting up on the web is somehow the most amazing thing in the world, but I really need to address this: Justin has the saddest no-ass in the world. It’s depressing me. It looks like a crack in drywall. That thing is so flat, I actually think it might be concave. Do some squats bitch, because your ass makes me want Xanax.
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