WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP
WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP

Off Again: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Off Again: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

All right, let me see if I got this straight: Selena Gomez dumped Justin Bieber, prompting him to hit on an entire runway full of Victoria’s Secret models, and then they got back together, and then she dumped him again, and then they got back together again, until she realized he was wearing some kind of drop-crotch onesie which I’m assuming was the very last straw because now they’re off again. For reals this time! (Well, probably not.) TMZ reports …

UPDATE: As of 1:00 AM. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are single, and Justin now thinks it may all be for the best.

Feelings: As of 1:00 AM, Selena wants to right the relationship and get back to boyfriend/girlfriend status. Justin is now telling his close friends he’s on the fence, partly because Selena has been so erratic. You’ll recall, Friday night she stormed out of a restaurant they were eating at and wouldn’t open the gate to her home to let him in.

Justin thinks they may be better off as friends … unclear if there’s a benefits package.

Well, Justin’s been holding onto this relationship pretty hard, so good for him for finally getting the hint that it might be time to let this one die, and good on Selena for putting her foot down. Seriously kids, this isn’t working, and no matter how hard you try, it’s not going to work. Just let this one go; you’re both young, you’ll both move onto something else. It’ll be fine, we promise.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez