Justin Bieber’s weed has reached cruising altitudes

Justin Bieber’s weed has reached cruising altitudes
February 5, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Justin Bieber

When news first broke that Justin Bieber was on U.S. Custom’s “always check” list, a lot of people wondered whether or not something that harsh would be necessary. Except it turns out, it totally is. RadarOnline reports that Justin was smoking weed on a flight and the fumes got so bad that the pilots had to put on oxygen masks just so they wouldn’t end up getting high while PILOTING AN AIRCRAFT.

According to an official report, the troubled teen singer and his entourage smoked so much marijuana on the flight between Canada and New Jersey that the pilots were forced to wear oxygen masks. They wore the masks, so they wouldn’t risk inhaling marijuana and failing any subsequent drug test, which would put their licenses at risk. “The captain of the flight stated that he warned the passengers, including Bieber, on several occasions to stop smoking marijuana,” the official report of the incident, obtained by NBC News, said. In addition, Bieber, 19, his father Jeremy, 38 have been accused of abusing a flight attendant on a private jet until she was forced to hide in the cockpit – refusing to work for him again. “The captain also stated he needed to request that the passengers stop their harassing behavior toward the flight attendant and after several warnings asked the flight attendant to stay with him near the cockpit to avoid any further abuse.”

Oh awesome, so in one fell swoop they managed to piss of every single person in charge of making sure he doesn’t die in a plane crash. That’s smart …

Pilot: So, everyone has their parachutes prepped?
Flight Attendant: Yes. Please make note of the emergency exits, as we are about to jump out of ’em.
Pilot: If anyone asks, all the engines died and we had no choice but to evacuate. With all the extra parachutes.
Flight Attendant: Thank you for flying friendly skies. Burn in hell, stupid little pot hobbit.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.