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Justin Bieber wants Selena Gomez back?

Justin Bieber wants Selena Gomez back?

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Back during the summer, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up for the 32nd time, and for once it actually seemed like they’d do the sensible thing and move on from an unhealthy relationship that just flat out didn’t work. Well, now they might be back together again, and OH GAWD I just rolled my eyes so hard my optic nerve just snapped like a thread. EntertainmentWise reports …

“Justin is going hard to get her back. They weren’t talking but his worn her down again and she’s taking his calls again.” A friend of Selena’s told HollywoodLife. “Justin has major game, he’s good at saying all the right things,” the source confesses, “And he’s looking hot! I’d say there’s a good chance they’ll go for another round. Of course, all her friends are hoping she’ll stay strong and keep him in the friend zone.” However other sources have claimed that Justin might have other ideas about how his possible new relationship with Selena might work: “Justin really wants Selena back for one reason, and that is to sleep with her again,” another source told the site.

So basically, Justin is that guy who treats women as trophies that he can brag about. No, that’s cool. He’s already dangerously detached from reality, has serious impulse control, violent tendencies, and most importantly he never has to actually be held accountable for anything he does, so I’m sure the fact that he treats women as conquests won’t end terribly.

JEREMY FEIST
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.