Justin Bieber was at a show last night when fans started throwing iPhones on stage, because why wouldn’t you throw a solid, easily-breakable, $500 storage unit full of your personal information at someone who’s shown zero responsibility? Well, Justin did the polite thing and collected the phones so that he could later return them to fans, except HAHAHA! No, he took one of them, stuck it down his baggy ass pants and threw it back into the crowd. Honestly, I’d be more surprised if he didn’t immediately rub someone else’s property against his baby dick.
August 1, 2013