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Celebs Being Dumb At Coachella #2: Justin & Selena reunite

Celebs Being Dumb At Coachella #2: Justin & Selena reunite
April 15, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Yes, it’s another episode of your new favorite series, ‘Celebs Being Dumb at Coachella.’ Anyway, in the latest installment, we have Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber reuniting for the 261st time, because hey, if the first 260 times didn’t work, maybe this one will. And that’s why neither of them will ever be able to maintain a fulfilling adult relationship. TMZ reports …

Even Justin Bieber’s hideous hat choices can’t keep Selena Gomez away — the two got up close and personal at Coachella this weekend, despite the fact that Bieber was literally dressed like a newborn baby at the beach. Wearing sunglasses and a bonnet, Bieber stood beside Gomez during Jhene Aiko’s set on Sunday — and we’re told they were hanging together all day. At one point, we’re told Selena was sitting on Justin’s lap. It’s definitely Justin in the photo too — earlier in the day, he was wearing the exact same humiliating outfit onstage with Chance the Rapper.

Oh lord, I know when you’re on the dating scene you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you land your prince, but there’s something to be said about women who kiss the same frog over and over and over again, and yet are consistently amazed that royalty doesn’t magically appear before their eyes. If it doesn’t work out the first time, that’s unfortunate. If it doesn’t work out the second time, it’s a shame. If it doesn’t work out the next couple hundred times, then you’re just not doing it right (Selena).

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

PHOTOS | TMZ

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.