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Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez are back on? Again?

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez are back on? Again?
March 11, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

So, just gonna go ahead and ask this, but … WHAT THE HELL? Selena Gomez, this is directed straight at you, because you’re supposed to be the one who knows better. But seriously, what the hell? Justin Bieber? You’re giving Justin another go? What were you thinking? “Oh, the last seventy-two times he turned into a raging douche beast on me and we broke up and it was awful, but I have a good feeling about round seventy-three!” Was his calling you a princess on Instagram such a fantastic little move that you somehow forgot about everything else he’s done? I just can’t with you right now. All I can really say is that I hope you enjoy break-up #73.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.