Justin Bieber’s phone is in police custody and he’s worried!

Justin Bieber’s phone is in police custody and he’s worried!
January 16, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Justin Bieber

So apparently, when the police were raiding Justin Bieber‘s stupidly huge unearned house the other day, they confiscated his phone as evidence. Well, like all young stupid people, his phone is apparently just teeming with damaging information, and now Justin’s worried that the cops might find / leak nude pictures and incriminating texts. TMZ reports …

Law enforcement sources tell us … when they searched Justin’s house Tuesday, they seized his cell phone … took it right out of his hot little hands. Sources say cops are interested in texts that could incriminate him. Cops want to see if he texted someone after the fact and bragged about the egging. One law enforcement source called it a “text high 5.” Sources tell us … he’s concerned more about drug discussions and references. Even if cops find drug references, Justin’s in the clear given there’s no physical evidence — nonetheless J.B. is afraid it will leak out. We’re told he’s also concerned that there are naked photos in his phone, although we don’t know if they’re action shots, selfies, etc.

On one hand, it would be just SO satisfying to see this spoiled little narcissist get his comeuppance for years of being awful, but on the other hand, if he’s charged with a felony, he’s going to be deported. Back to Canada. Presumably, to Toronto, and I would really rather not have to deal with his spoiled ass up here. So please, find him innocent of the crimes he is clearly guilty of. Toronto already has one entitled, idiot man-child to deal with, we really don’t need a second.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.