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Justin Bieber Peeing Into A Cup 2: Electric Boogaloo

Justin Bieber Peeing Into A Cup 2: Electric Boogaloo
March 6, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Justin Bieber

Oh gosh, there’s another Justin Bieber jailhouse urination video. All right everyone, hold on tight, because we’re doing this again … All right, Justin enters the cell, banks around the corner, and a mystical black square is summoned from The Realm Time Forgot to cover his penis. Justin pees. And he pees. And he pees. YEEZUS H. CHRIST, this goes on for fifty seconds. How much has this kid had to drink? After nearly a minute, the accursed square leaves our world, which I guess means he’s done peeing. Justin wobbles around and I think he’s washing his hands or something? I don’t know. Once again, I realize I’m incrementally closer to death, which I assume was the accursed square’s plan all along. It knew. IT KNEW.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.