Oh gosh, there’s another Justin Bieber jailhouse urination video. All right everyone, hold on tight, because we’re doing this again … All right, Justin enters the cell, banks around the corner, and a mystical black square is summoned from The Realm Time Forgot to cover his penis. Justin pees. And he pees. And he pees. YEEZUS H. CHRIST, this goes on for fifty seconds. How much has this kid had to drink? After nearly a minute, the accursed square leaves our world, which I guess means he’s done peeing. Justin wobbles around and I think he’s washing his hands or something? I don’t know. Once again, I realize I’m incrementally closer to death, which I assume was the accursed square’s plan all along. It knew. IT KNEW.
March 6, 2014