Justin Bieber kissed Ariana Grande! Everyone freak out!

Justin Bieber kissed Ariana Grande! Everyone freak out!
August 9, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have kind of worn out the whole lightswitch relationship, which I guess means it’s time for Justin to jump on a new teen starlet. So and lo and behold, now he’s been seen kissing newcomer Ariana Grande (of “The Way” fame), which is a great way to put a huge target on her back for those crazy ass Beliebers to hone in on. NY Daily News reports …

The quite cozy picture of the two had been retweeted 27,300 times three hours after it was posted leading to outrage amongst Beliebers forcing Grande to remove the image and respond that they needed to “chill out.””Everyone, girls are allowed to be friends with guys. I’m a lady,” she reassured the Twitterverse on her status with the Biebs.

Wait, little girls still freak out whenever Justin kisses a girl? I’m amazed they’re still hanging in there. I mean yes, teenagers are idiots, but I figured they would have wised up by now and realized they’re glorifying a total a-hole. It’s nice to know that no matter what Justin does, how disrespectful he is, or how completely detached from reality he becomes, his fans will still find a way to twist everything he does around so that he’s a god. “Oh my gosh, did you hear about how Justin called a baby sloth the c-word before punching it in the face? I know: SO LUCKY. I would run my grandmother over with my car just to get a retweet from him. Seriously. I actually did that once. Not even a Favorite. HASHTAG SWAGGY.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.