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Justin Bieber is still teasing us about retirement

Justin Bieber is still teasing us about retirement
December 26, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Justin Bieber

Last week, Justin Bieber said in an interview that he’s retiring. Now, there’s absolutely nothing I’d like more than for Justin to vanish, but there’s no way something that good could happen to us. Well, apparently he’s sticking to his guns, because now he’s on Twitter trying to convince us he’s retiring. Look, I get that Justin’s people have never been great about correcting him, even when it comes to his most minute bullsh!t, but someone really should pull him aside and explain what “retiring” means.

See what I mean? Poor dumb dumb has no idea what retiring means. I think he’s under the impression that he can just walk away for a few months, come back and just be like “okay! I’m unretired now!” Just because Michael Jordan did it, doesn’t mean your narrow ass can.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.