Ever since Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up, Justin has done everything he could to burn down the bridge and salt the earth underneath it so that nothing could grow from that desecrated land. So of course, now he’s apparently pining hard for Selena on Instagram, which is ever so romantic. Like if Lloyd Dobler took a huge dump all over Diane Court’s doorstep and rolled around in it before he whipped out the boombox. I mean points for trying, but you’re kind of ignoring the bigger mess here, and you’re never going to live it down.
March 3, 2014