Just a quick reminder here, but in Atlanta, Codeine (that thing in sizzurp or lean or whatever it’s called) is considered illegal if you have it without a prescription, and can land you in prison for 15 years. So of course, here’s Atlanta resident Justin Bieber singing a song about how love is like Codeine, because oh my gawd this idiot. TMZ reports …
but the boys and the girls
they don’t know
what love is like
love is like appreciation
mixed in a double cup of sprite
Awwwww, how cute is it that Justin thinks he knows what love is. Less cute is the fact that he basically just compared it to the f*cking white trashiest drug you can find. Hear that Selena Gomez? The guy who wants to propose to you thinks your love is like the product of cough syrup and lemon-lime soda. That’s the kind of guy you can bring home to mother! Assuming you hate your mother.