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Justin Bieber is comparing love to sizzurp

Justin Bieber is comparing love to sizzurp
April 30, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Justin Bieber

Just a quick reminder here, but in Atlanta, Codeine (that thing in sizzurp or lean or whatever it’s called) is considered illegal if you have it without a prescription, and can land you in prison for 15 years. So of course, here’s Atlanta resident Justin Bieber singing a song about how love is like Codeine, because oh my gawd this idiot. TMZ reports …

but the boys and the girls
they don’t know
what love is like
love is like appreciation
mixed in a double cup of sprite

Awwwww, how cute is it that Justin thinks he knows what love is. Less cute is the fact that he basically just compared it to the f*cking white trashiest drug you can find. Hear that Selena Gomez? The guy who wants to propose to you thinks your love is like the product of cough syrup and lemon-lime soda. That’s the kind of guy you can bring home to mother! Assuming you hate your mother.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.