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Justin Bieber’s ‘Great Gatsby’ party was full of strippers

Justin Bieber’s ‘Great Gatsby’ party was full of strippers
November 19, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

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Remember how yesterday, we reported that Justin Bieber made guests sign a non-disclosure agreement for his Great Gatsby party that would have cost them $3 Million to blab? Well, just assume that someone out there is down a few million bucks now, because here comes the info! According to TMZ, Bieber’s party was less of a Great Gatsby affair and more of a ploy to get women to strip by having twenty strippers walking around the whole time. Which is exactly how I assume Justin Bieber interpreted the book. “If Great Gatsby were alive today, he’d live in a mansion made of strippers! #YoloSwag #SoWeBeatOn #BoatsAgainstTheCurrent #BorneBackCeaselesslyIntoThePast #BigBootyBitches”

Sources at the party tell us, there were at least 20 “big booty” strippers there — and the girls who weren’t strippers felt self-conscious wearing clothes, so they stripped down too. Basically, every man’s dream. And Bieber was tipping like a pro — we’re told he had stacks of ones and made it rain all night, dumping more than $10,000 in cash on the girls. One dancer tells us she made $1,300 alone.

And so, Justin threw a Great Gatsby-themed party in his mansion, spent thousands of dollars and people who didn’t actually care about him, and at no point did he see the irony in any of this? Oh, that is right on the line between hysterical and super depressing. If you can’t at least set the kid straight, then could you get him some sort of irony alarm so that he’s aware of the mind-numbing stupid of what he does?

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.