HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! … what, were you expecting me to make a witty bon mot about Justin Bieber getting hit in the face with a water bottle? F**k that. Sometimes you just have to let the wonderful things in life simply be and not muddle them in words. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to hammer the replay button until my fingers are tiny nubs. HA! Right in the face!
November 4, 2013