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Justin Bieber egged his neighbor’s house?

Justin Bieber egged his neighbor’s house?

Justin Bieber

Remember when Justin Bieber was just lesbian-haired little boy constantly being pushed on the world by a team of yes-men? And then apparently, Bieber was like “Yeah, I’m rich and I get everything I want, but what if I was also a huge asshole?” I guess dreams really do come true! Anyway, for his latest douche stunt, Justin decided to egg his neighbors house, thoroughly freaking out the guy’s daughter (I’m guessing she’s not a Belieber anymore). And what do you know, he could be facing felony charges now, since the damage was over $400. TMZ reports …

We’ve just obtained video of the incident … shot by the neighbor, who says Justin was definitely trespassing on his property during the attack. The video is dark, but you can hear the neighbor yelling, “I see you. I f**king see you!” Then Justin yells back, “F**k you! I got another one for you, actually!” They keep yelling back and forth for about 30 seconds, until the neighbor tells his 13-year-old daughter — who sounds terrified — to call the cops. By the way … we’re told Justin is now a suspect in a vandalism investigation. The police report calls it a misdemeanor, but the victim tells us the damage to his property far exceeds $400, which means this could easily become a FELONY.

Aside from the fact that this is morally wrong, I just want to bring something up here: How exactly the hell does Justin think he can get away with this? I mean, he’s aware that everyone in the world essentially has a video recorder in their phones, so literally anyone could get him on film doing stupid sh!t and immediately sell it to TMZ. Except I’m forgetting that (A) Justin is rich and famous in California, so he’ll never be held accountable for squat, and (B) it’s just the jelly haters trying to bring him down. WHY CAN’T WE JUST FOCUS ON HIS MUSIC?!