Justin Bieber: Cleared of his hit and run!

Justin Bieber

Remember Justin Bieber‘s hit and run? … What’s that? Justin has done so much stupid sh!t in such a short amount of time that no one remembers this specific incident? Yeah, that makes sense. Well, he had a hit and run and Justin has officially been cleared of all charges. TMZ reports …

The incident occurred last month … after Justin left a nightclub in West Hollywood. As he was leaving, the photogs were taking pics, apparently blinding him. The photog allegedly got pinned in between Justin’s Ferrari and a parked car. Justin left and the photog filed a police report. The LAPD had initially cleared Justin, but apparently cops decided to take a second look and sent the matter to the D.A. Prosecutors say there was “insufficient evidence to prove that Bieber knowingly left the scene of a collision in which someone was injured.”

I know Justin’s a kid, and stupid kids love going vroom-vroom with their cars because they don’t understand that they’re not toys, but has he ever considered maybe taking a cab? A towncar? Hell, a bicycle would be a lovely way to stay in shape. But no, I’m sure driving around your dumbass cheetah-print car without thinking about anyone else will work out well for you long-term.

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