Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez might be together again

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez might be together again
January 3, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

I’m not even going to pretend I know what’s going on between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, although I will say that she can do SO much better, and yet for some reason it’s like she refuses to. Either way, apparently they’re possibly back on again, as they were spotted by TMZ riding their segways around Justin’s neighborhood. Yeah, segways. I know it’s not like he got down on a knee and popped the question, but it’s … something.

Our Calabasas spies tell us Justin and Selena were just spotted tooling around The Oaks — where Justin lives — on their Segways. The two haven’t been spotted together for months, and it seemed Selena was done with him. Justin is clearly showing her who’s boss … leaving Selena in the dust at a mighty 12 MPH.

And like a true gentleman, Justin apparently decides to complete blow right past her instead of actually riding around with her. Not to sound like I’m an expert on the ladies or anything (I’m not. Absolutely not.) but I’m pretty sure no woman has ever said the phrase, “He really proved his machismo and passion by beating me in a Segway race.” Although who knows? Maybe later he prove his skills as a lover by cheating in a game of Tiddlywinks.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.