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Justin Bieber aims to be ‘Up In Smoke’

Justin Bieber aims to be ‘Up In Smoke’
September 12, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Justin Bieber

So remember yesterday how Scooter Braun kicked Lil Za and Lil Twist out of Justin Bieber‘s Lil house because they were a bunch of Lil bad influences? (I’ll stop that now.) Well, turns out that didn’t magically fix Bieber, because according to TMZ, Justin got so massively stoned before a private flight that he didn’t even understand that he was supposed to pay for it …

Sources high up in the sky tell TMZ … Justin and a group of his boyz got ridiculously high in their SUV on the way to the airport for a coast-to-coast flight on a private jet. When the doors opened on the tarmac, the pilot tells us smoke billowed out, adding, “I almost had to put on an oxygen mask.” The pilot said, “It was like Cheech and Chong Up In Smoke.” The pilot says Justin was “baked out of his mind” on the flight … so much so his head spun when he was asked to sign a credit card authorization, saying “huh, what? Who am I signing this for?'”

For the record, I don’t really have anything against weed. The stuff is basically like a less harmful version of alcohol: As long as you do it in moderation and you don’t try to get behind the wheel of a car afterwards? Sure, go ahead. The only real problem I have with weed is that when you smoke too much of it, you just become the most insufferable kind of douche, because it makes you okay with inertia. And I think that’s what’s happening here. Justin has become completely okay with his own lack of progression, and it’s going to bite him in the ass once everyone finds a new non-threateningly attractive teen idol.

Justin Bieber

Singer Justin Bieber and his crew arriving on a private jet at an airport in Burbank, California on September 2, 2013.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.