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Justin Bieber accused then cleared of a hit and run!

Justin Bieber accused then cleared of a hit and run!
June 18, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Justin Bieber

At this point, Justin Bieber is getting himself in and out of trouble so quickly that we don’t even have time to report on the initial f**k up before his team puts out the fire. Seriously, that’s not a joke. Last night, Justin was apparently involved in a hit and run with a paparazzo, and before anyone could even say a thing about it, Justin was cleared to go. TMZ reports …

Justin was leaving the Laugh Factory on Sunset Boulevard around 11:45 PM in his infamous white Ferrari. His pal Lil’ Twist was there as a passenger, and several paps were on scene shooting the duo. Once Justin got behind the wheel he motioned for some of the photogs to clear out of the way — but when he drove off he appeared to pin one of them between the Ferrari and a parked car. LAPD launched an investigation and interviewed Justin a few hours after the incident … and he told cops he didn’t know he hit the photographer (not a TMZ employee). Police say the photog was not seriously hurt, but was at fault because he was a pedestrian in the roadway.

I have to hand it to Justin’t team, they’ve really streamlined the process. Give ’em a couple of months, and they’ll just have a contingent devoted entirely to bailing out Justin at every turn. Hell, they’ll probably do it with drones. That’s how efficient they’ll be.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.