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Awww, look at Justin Bieber’s little baby abs!

Awww, look at Justin Bieber’s little baby abs!
October 10, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Justin Bieber Shirtless Abs

As someone who goes to the gym on a near-daily basis — I don’t really want to brag about it, but there are just some phrases that are inherently braggy — that’s one of them, I apologize. There are a lot of kids I see who have what I call ‘show muscles.’ They couldn’t lift more than ten pounds if they tried and a strong breeze could blow them down, but they have serious striation due to the fact that they don’t eat anything. Also, they hog all the good machines and don’t restack their weights because they’re the worst. They look impressive, but are relatively useless. With that said, here’s Justin Bieber showing off his abs, which he apparently didn’t serve him so well when he had his bodyguards carry him up the Great Wall of China. But no, they’re way impressive. Really, good for you for buying your muscles.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.