Jon Stewart just wants an apology!

Jon Stewart just wants an apology!
October 4, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Alright, so by now you’ve probably heard how Rick Sanchez, the hackiest hack to ever hack a hack on CNN, got shitcanned for going on satellite radio and saying that Jon Stewart was a bigot and that Jews control the media. Seriously. Anyway, Jon Stewart handled it the way he usually does: with a charming, witty retort. Oh Jon Stewart, you’re so dreamy…

“If you went on radio and said the Jews control the media…you may want to hold on to your money.” In a clear reference to Sanchez (and his caustic public comments saying that people who are Jewish wield power at TV networks), Stewart added, “All he has to do is apologize to us, and we’ll hire him back.” SOURCE

Can we all just please get over this whole “Jews run the media!” bullshit? It’s nothing more than paranoid, racist conspiracy theories. Everyone knows it’s actually the gays who run the media in an attempt to convert you all to our deviant lifestyle and destroy the foundation of marriage by getting married. Or something. Point is, FEAR US!