Jon Hamm’s bulge cannot be tamed by tight pants!

Jon Hamm’s bulge cannot be tamed by tight pants!

So Jon Hamm‘s massive package is causing a bit of a stir on the set of Mad Men (season six premieres on April 7th), since Jon refuses to wear underwear and it’s starting to become a distraction on set and you’re not even reading this are you? No, it’s cool, if I was reading this I’d have already moved onto looking for pictures of Jon’s massive package. I mean really, GOOD GAWD. Via NY Daily News

“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” a source tells us. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.” Our insider says that during seasons one and two, AMC’s marketing team even had to do some Photoshop magic on promotional booklets that went out to press in order to make his privates more, well, private.

If there’s one thing I took from this, it’s that Jon Hamm’s penis is so massive that he can’t wear pants. If it were at all possible for a man to be too perfect, congrats Jon, you are too perfect.

Jon Hamm Bulge


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