joke of the day: scott disick, the american dream


oh this delusional quote had me in stitches … i was totally LMAO!

“I’m young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I’m a role model — I’m the American dream!” – Scott Disick to Life & Style

this guy makes me gag – just look at his picture – what a cheeseball – major ugh!




Since appearing on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian‘s boyfriend and baby daddy, Scott Disick, has been called arrogant and obnoxious and labeled a reality-TV villain. Now, in his first-ever one-on-one interview, Scott speaks exclusively with Life & Style firing back against his critics and making no apologies for who he is!



L&S: You’ve emerged as a reality-TV villain and been attacked in magazines and online. Does it bother you?

Scott: I don’t mind being portrayed as the villain on TV, but nobody knows the real me. I’m a great guy. All the haters are just jealous, so they’re trying to bring me down. I’m young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I’m a role model — I’m the American dream!



L&S: How can you afford all your expensive, over-the-top clothing and cars?

Scott: You need to understand: I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies. I make a lot of money, and I’m more than capable of supporting myself. I run multiple companies in the vitamin world — QuickTrim, Rejuvacare, Monte Carlo Perpetual Tan.



L&S: How has being a dad changed your life?

Scott: Having a baby has made me a completely different person. It’s opened my eyes to the sense that there’s something out there bigger than myself. That’s why every day since Mason’s birth I’ve worked on bettering myself.

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