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John Cena is a saint!

John Cena is a saint!

I’m not really sure who John Cena is, but I’m sure the 00.1% of PopBytes readers who watch wrestling regularly probably already have their own set opinions of the guy. Anyway, it turns out the guy is a big fan of The Make-A-Wish Foundation, having granted over 200 wishes already and is now upping the ante by bringing thirty sick and dying kids to Wrestlemania XVII.

Reps from M.A.W. tell us 30 kids with “life-threatening medical conditions” from the U.S., Canada, and even Australia will attend Wrestlemania XVII this weekend in Atlanta. But that’s not all — the kids will be going to a private autograph session with WWE Superstars and Divas … and afterward, they’ll hit a pizza party hosted by Cena!!! SOURCE

Holy crap, it’s official: John is like a Disney movie, manifested into the body of a really big, really sexy man (just look at him below). Now compare this to Ina Garten, who couldn’t take time out of her 17-stop, 50-day book tour to visit one dying kid. What’s Bigfoot Cuntessa’s excuse? She only visits the kids who are dying GOOD deaths, but storebought will do? Bitch. Congrats John, you’ve earned yourself a pass for life.

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