WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP

So is there a Joe Jonas sex tape or not?

So is there a Joe Jonas sex tape or not?

Joe Jonas

So yesterday, a rumor went around claiming that a cutie Joe Jonas sex tape was making the rounds out there, and that it would soon find its way online. Even weirder: It features Joe having sex with a woman (Whaaaaaa?) before licking, erm, certain bodily secretions of a sex toy she used. (Well, that’s more believable.) except now Joe is claiming that the sex tape doesn’t exist, so if you ever wanted to see Joe lick a dildo, look elsewhere. TMZ reports …

Reports have been circulating that Joe — who once wore a purity ring espousing his virginity — filmed himself doing the nasty with gf Blanda Eggenschwiler while under the influence of pot and alcohol. The reports claim the sex footage features some crazy BDSM stuff, including paddles and ball gags. But Joe’s rep tells TMZ, it’s total BS … no such tape exists. The rep says, “There is no truth or validity to the story. It is completely false.”

First off, Blanda Eggenschwiler? That … there is no way that’s a real name that someone would purposely give their child. Second, let this be a lesson to you all: The good, wholesome ones are always the ones that are into all the fun stuff in bed. Always.

JEREMY FEIST
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.