If you don’t know what the deal is with Angelina Jolie‘s right leg (which you can follow on Twitter) yet, I’ll give you the sparksnotes version real quick: Angelina had a momentary lapse in sanity and started posing with her leg out on the Oscars red carpet like she was a Las Vegas stripper trying to score a sugar daddy. Turns out I’m not the only one who thought she looked super trashy, because mother-daughter fashion duo Joan Rivers and Melissa Rivers tore her to pieces for looking like an attention-hungry moron on the red carpet. RadarOnline reports:
“Angelina Jolie looked like a fool the way she posed,” Rivers exclusively told RadarOnline. “She took herself right out of that super star category because you now realize she stands in front of a mirror to figure out [what she looks like.]”
Her daughter Melissa Rivers agreed: “She was demystified! She demystified herself and it’s unfortunate because it always looks so effortless, and you think how can one person be so glamorous? It’s because she practices!”
“Have you ever seen anybody stand with their hand on a hip with a leg thrown out to open an envelope? No. and you want to say, you idiot! You brought us back to the fact and we’ve all forgotten that you used to wear blood around your neck and French kiss your brother!”
Seriously, that little leg pose? That’s something reserved only for drag queens and actresses stuck in the Disney channel ghetto. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but when you’re a U.N. ambassador and an Oscar-winning actress, maybe opening your legs like you’re trying to air something out might be a little beneath you.