Jessica Simpson showed off her huge boobs!

Okay, okay, so new mommy Jessica Simpson may have overdone it a bit on the “eating for two” thing (the baby inside you is the size of an orange, it doesn’t need its own adult-sized meal) but the upside to any pregnancy, aside from the maternal glow and the ability to wear super comfy stretch-pants, is that she now has massive jugs which she posted to Twitter because let’s face it: Twitter is just one big repository for body parts (wow, that came out creepy). Which honestly should be the lead for all the Weight Watchers ads Jessica will have to do. “Weight Watchers: Seriously, LOOK AT THESE THINGS. You can balance a tray of glasses on these guys.”

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