Well hello, Jessica Simpson’s boobs!

I’m going to level with you here: the weeks surrounding the holidays are usually a barren wasteland for hot gossip. I mean literally NOTHING, just forever. Seriously, this morning I wrote two Kardashian posts back to back. There is simply no excuse for that. I apologize. So to make up for it, here is Jessica Simpson‘s massive pregnancy boobs (posted on her Twitter) trying to jailbreak their polyblend prison. Somewhere out there, Mystique Summers is angrily pounding on her dinner table, screaming, “WHICH BITCH STOLE MY TWO PIECE AND A BISCUIT? BITCH, I AM FROM CHICAGO!”

Jessica Simpson

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