Jessica Simpson is pregnant again!

So immediately after fulfilling her commitment to Weight Watchers to ditch her pregnancy weight, it seems like Jessica Simpson is already pregnant again, because nachos are delicious and a baby gives you an opportunity to eat twice as many nachos as non-preggers people. On a completely unrelated note, someone please knock me up immediately. I want to eat nothing but grilled cheese for nine months. Us Weekly reports …

“It definitely wasn’t planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again,” a source reveals to Us. The surprise baby-to-be is the second for the singer and Fashion Star mentor, 32, and fiance Eric Johnson. (A rep for Simpson had no comment.) Engaged for the past two years, Simpson and former NFL pro Johnson, 33, welcomed Maxwell — a whopping 9 pound, 13 ounce bundle of joy! — on May 1 of this year. And while Simpson felt energized about her admirable 70-pound slimdown post-baby, her greatest inspiration is being a mom. “Motherhood is a dream,” she told Katie Couric back in September. “It really is absolutely amazing.”

No, I can totally believe that the pregnancy was accidental, especially since Jessica probably thinks birth control works like a Pez dispenser. Oh, the poor dumb dumb. “I can’t remember which one of these is the sugar ones … oh well, I’ll just eat them all. Om nom nom … ouch, my fallopian tubes!”

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