So apparently, some Hollywood agent is trying to release a banned Jessica Simpson tape, and before you ask, no, it’s not a sex tape. It’s a WORKOUT TAPE. Oh, the irony of this entire situation is just so rich, thick and delicious, I want to drizzle it all over pancakes. And if Jessica Simpson’s muffin top is any indication, she probably already has.
RadarOnline.com broke the story Wednesday that Simpson’s Speedfit video, the subject of a heated legal battle won by Jessica, was now the property of Meyer, who claims to have bought it from Alex Astilean. “You have no enforceable rights of any sort in the so-called Jessica Simpson-Exercise Video From Speedfit,” one of Jessica’s lawyers wrote in a letter to Meyer dated January 26. The lawyer warns that is the tape is released or marketed, “my clients will pursue all available means of legal redress against you.” SOURCE
“Alright ya’ll, now we’re going to practice those fork-lifts! Now, get some macaroni on them thar forks and ONE! (*Nom*) TWO! (*Nom*) THREE! (*Nom*) Alright, now we’re gonna smack our chocolate oranges against the coffee table while we pretend that it’s the head of my ex-husband. GET ENGAGED BEFORE ME, DO YA?! (*SMACK SMACK SMACK*)”
