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Jessica Lange has no time Lea Michele’s red carpet vamping!

Jessica Lange has no time Lea Michele’s red carpet vamping!
October 10, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Jessica Lange

I know this may come as a shock to most of you, but I actually do like Glee star and Broadway baby Lea Michele. She’s talented as all hell, and she has an attitude, which puts her firmly up there as an actual diva. That being said, I’m more than aware of how irritating that is. And one of Lea’s newest tricks to absolutely vamp the hell out of a red carpet, to the point where it gets a little trying hard way too hard. Anyway, girl was vamping and striking poses all over the red carpet at the premiere of American Horror Story: Freak Show, when she tried to get up close and personal with Jessica Lange, only to have Lange blow right past her. Here’s how I like to imagine that went down …

Lea: Oh my gosh, Jessica Lange, I love your work and–
Jessica: Out of my way motherf*cker, I won an Oscar for my performance in Tootsie!

And scene. Pull up to the one minute mark for the blow-off. Also: Really Lea? Teal velvet? Also, you can either show off the legs or the twins, but you can’t show off both at the same time. That’s just unbalanced, and it confuses the eye because it doesn’t provide a singular point of focus or interest.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.