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‘Jersey Shore’ star Angelina Pivarnick is pregnant!

‘Jersey Shore’ star Angelina Pivarnick is pregnant!
April 27, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Angelina Pivarnick and Dave Kovacs

In a clear sign of the apocalypse, the least likable member of the Jersey Shore herp squad (and that’s saying something) Angelina Pivarnick is now pregnant with her fiance Dave Kovacs‘ baby. Let this be a lesson girls: never get in the Jersey Shore hot tub without an IUD, spermicidal lube and a full-body condom. That water in that tub is basically 80% semen and shame at this point!

It was only a matter of time before one of the Jersey Shore gals got knocked up … and now TMZ has confirmed … Angelina Pivarnick is 100% preggo!!!! TMZ spoke with Angelina who confirmed the pregnancy … but wouldn’t comment further. Sources close to the reality star tell us the baby daddy is Angelina’s fiance Dave Kovacs. The couple has been engaged since February. SOURCE

Wait, wasn’t that engagement basically just one giant sham for attention? Well congratulations, you’ve created yet another famebaby. Honest to God, in about 18 years, expect to see a sharp rise in the number of support groups for people who were conceived as a way to get on MTV. “Hello, my name is Vodka-Cranberry Pivarnick, and I was born because my Mom wanted her own spin-off show. I would not like to offer the floor to the twenty people here who were born because their teenage slut moms wanted to get on Teen Mom.”

Angelina Pivarnick and Dave Kovacs