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Jersey Shore, season 3: Ronnie gets fingered!

Jersey Shore, season 3: Ronnie gets fingered!
December 23, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Apparently, someone here has been extra naughty this year, because just in time for Xmas, here’s a promo for the 3rd season of Jersey Shore. Seriously, who the hell pissed in Santa’s milk? What did we do to deserve this? And did The Situation‘s face somehow get even puffier? These questions and more will not be answered on this season of Jersey Shore!

What can we expect from season three? For starters, Angelina has gotten the boot because she’s annoying and no one likes her, so now we have a new tangelo whore to deal with. Snooki gets arrested for being a drunken skank, and Ronnie gets a finger up the ass like the nelly bottom he is. Seriously, just one finger? Personally, I find anything less than a fist insulting to my abilities, but hey, whatever man. Whatever.



Anyway, here’s the promo; Worst. Christmas present. Ever.